Consider yourself fortunate. For you have stumbled upon the veritable source of the future manga revolution.
You may scoff, but we fart in your general direction. For we are here to destroy the integrity of the mangas which you hold so dear through analysis, sarcasm, and the occasional punchline.
Having said that, we think some introductions are in order. Your guides to your true manga disillusionment are:
Polecat: The oldest of the bunch. Full of incomparable wisdom with a proclivity for pretension. Loves bubble tea, scruffy men, and of course, delving deep into the world of manga. Has managed to write this blurb without using subjects, a wondrous feat indeed.
Blackbird: I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. Barney once said that, and I hope that it one day holds true for this little (extremely little, like pretty nonexistent) manga community. We're kind of jerks about manga, but we have good hearts.
Starfish: So, you've heard from the intellectual, the humorist, and now me. I toe the line as a radical feminist. Oh, I also like kiwis.
So, to conclude: We might take our manga a little too seriously, but hopefully not ourselves.
Thanks for visiting, and come back soon! Please hand us your valet ticket.